ACTIVE DEMENTIA!!

Hey I have finally ignited my engines for the take-off and in the world of blogging punched in a few incoherent words (but looks like it turned out to be more than a few words).
Gosh!! Writing something that makes sense is really difficult...I mean I can (rather could) write for pages on the salient features of a "Squirrel Cage Induction Motor" in an engineering paper without even being remotely close to the expected answers or be any technical with it for that matter. But then again that used to be utter non-sense. So I believe non-sense is the flavour of the day. Folks who could still resist the temptation of pressing Alt+F4 or clicking on the shiny red box marked 'X' on the top-right corner, kindly feel free to give in at any moment in the future....coz you know the ancient wisdom "X marks the place of treasure". Treasures I can't guarantee, but that simple looking button might just end up saving your life.

Does it bother you sometimes what is right or what is wrong,...how to plan your life and all such questions. Well then I have news for you....this is blog doesn't even remotely try to answer the questions...coz I can't even tell right from left (and that my dear Ladies and gentlemen what this blog is all about)....all I am trying to do is create utter bad tastes in your lives. Now don't tell me you did not get the pathetically poor joke that was cracked above (right-left one). I take sadistic pleasures in cracking hopelessly poor jokes on my subjects and study their expressions (doesn't calling my poor victims subjects sound Royal....I am your king and you are my loyal subjects kinds). I have almost perfected this art and now going to turn this thing into science by taking down the observations. (And while I am at it I'll apply to MIT for research grant and free load for my entire life). And this blog is my Venus Fly Trap which would bring in unsuspecting subjects like you (by the way usage of the word subjects is aimed to be a more glorified word for victims). And in order to take my observations I need you guys to leave comments (kindly do not leave an abusive comment or a comment in bad taste, I understand it's God's fault that He made you a person with such a low IQ which render your brain useless to understand this blog, but then again don't screw the comment book). See that's the genius me...an effort what started as a few words for the first blog has just transformed into a pretty feasible plan to lead a life where I don't have to work anymore....howzzat!!

So, folks who are still with me are from two school of thoughts:

a. Dude!! I need to do this. I need to find my snapping point.

b. Dude!! I have way too much time on my hand.

And how do I know....well of course all of these are in a white bubble over your heads....Duh I can read!!(Kindly note the art and technique used in the above PJ.....he is a stroke of genius. Also bear with the fact that author would use the word genius to refer to himself a lot of times...kindly understand that he could not find anything better to describe himself).

Anyways coming to the concept of "Active Dementia!!" (finally!!)....what is dementia....classically speaking, dementia is a behaviour which doesn't conform to the socially accepted norms for "sanity". But then again the question is who decides upon the norms...all I know is I don't....hence why should I care....in fact why not actively non-conform and be the serious weed up the @ss of "the man" who decides....so I decided upon "Active Dementia" being the new mantra of my life.... at least I get to do whatever I want (this does not include activities like streaking in public....I AM sensitive about the well being of my subjects, at times) !! And believe me adopting the mantra was not very difficult....I was crazy to start with anyways (at least that's what my friends said).....so it was just acting upon the thoughts you always had....And its like the Teleshopping Network feelings ("Pehle to main udas rehta tha....par Active Dementia ke baad meri to life hi change ho gayi...ab main hamesha khush rehta hun....thanks Active Dementia"). You know I can go on how better my life has become after Active Dementia.....well the fact is my life hasn't changed and it is still shitty (to start with I have to work to earn a living..how crude a concept)....but all I have done is stopped caring about the shittyness....and voila I am happy (ostrich syndrome you may call it, but I am happy)!!

I know the above few paragraphs don't show me in very good light but then again I am not that great a person and anyways there was no electricity when I was writing the blog (sorry, I could not resist the temptation)!!

Anyways the most dreaded words are yet to come!!!

"TO BE CONTINUED"

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